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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • lots of kisses n cuddles

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

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29 Sep — 198,900 notes
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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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29 Sep — 828,648 notes
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dani5notonfire:

let’s play a game called guess which youtuber is going to fuck up next

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29 Sep — 19,618 notes
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postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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24 Sep — 622,560 notes
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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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24 Sep — 154,451 notes
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reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

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24 Sep — 181,246 notes
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